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Can I read Merry Random Christmas on EtoBox?
Merry Random Christmas by Kent, Julia is a work of fiction available to read on EtoBox.
What is Merry Random Christmas about?
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare Its bad enough I got arrested for prostitution on Christmas Eve. Alleged prostitution, mind you. I didnt do it. Of course I didnt. The cops say I offered up a certain sex act for a $5 gasoline gift card, but honey? My sex acts are worth way, way more. So when I tried to explain what happened to the person who came and bailed me out of jail, she wasnt exactly impressed. Because it was my boyfriends mother. Now, I got two boyfriends, so Murphys Law said it had to be the mother I hate the most. And she hates me right back. Even more now that I lost her son. Thats right. Where in the hell are Joe and Trevor? Its Christmas Eve, and I keep getting pictures on social media showing Joe and Trevor all oiled up in g-strings that look like candy canes, dancing with a bunch of well-coiffed older women. I, on the other hand, am wearing Santa pants, flip flops, and smell like jail cell pee. That game of Truth or Dare turns out to be way more dangerous than anyone expected. And our savior? It aint the baby Jesus. Not the three wise men. No little drummer boy. Not even the donkey that carried the Virgin Mary on its back while she howled f
Who reads Merry Random Christmas?
It is typically read by readers looking for immersive, entertainment-first reading.
Common subject areas: fiction, literature, genre fiction.
- Author
- Kent, Julia
- Publisher
- Prosaic Press
- Language
- EN
- Category
- work of fiction