Can I read Nobody Loves A Farting Princess on EtoBox?

Nobody Loves A Farting Princess by Birr, Jeni is a book available to read on EtoBox.

What is Nobody Loves A Farting Princess about?

Why would you call your book “Nobody Loves A Farting Princess? What does that even mean?” Honestly, I have no idea! It’s something my dad used to say all the time and it stuck with me. I swear he told me once where that came from, but I don’t remember, and no one else seems to know. I have searched the vast interwebs inside out to no avail; so I sincerely hope it’s not copyrighted material. I’ve never been to court before though, so I suppose that would be a new adventure.So... what is this book about? you ask. Well, several people have told me I should think more often before I speak. Not every stranger on the street needs to know my life story. Well, fair enough; but here it is for anyone who’s interested. All the nitty gritty, down and dirty tidbits of my journey, thus far. It’s really not very dirty though, so don’t worry.I was a very creative child, always drawing, painting or decorating something, which half the time was not meant to be decorated. I loved music and theatre and usually had a leading role in whatever musical I was a part of. I started writing very young and never stopped. I always thought someday I might like to write a book, but never had anything to write abo

Author

Birr, Jeni

Published

2015

Language

EN