Can I read How to Be a Footballer on EtoBox?

How to Be a Footballer by Crouch, Peter, 1981- author; Fordyce, Tom, author is a humor available to read on EtoBox.

What is How to Be a Footballer about?

'Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' - Sunday Times 'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro **A Sunday Times Sports Book of the Year** **Shortlisted for the National Book Awards** **Longlisted for the Telegraph Sports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year** You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and youre suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay 250 for a haircut

Who reads How to Be a Footballer?

Author

Crouch, Peter, 1981- author; Fordyce, Tom, author

Publisher

Penguin Random House

Published

2018

Language

EN

ISBN

9781785039775

Category

humor

Subjects

Anthropology, Memoir, Biography

Rating

4.4 / 5 (8,308 ratings)

Updated

2026-03-14