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How to Be the Perfect Grandma by Bryna Nelson Paston is a humor available to read on EtoBox.
What is How to Be the Perfect Grandma about?
Front Cover 1 Title Page 2 Copyright 3 Contents 5 Standing By 9 Grandmothering Has Its Perks 13 Rule 1: There are rules. Follow them or go directly to Grandma jail. 17 Rule 2: Make your move fast and decisively. 19 Rule 3: Be calm. Pick your battles. Trust me, you’ll have plenty. 22 Rule 4: Promise anything, but get the kid. 24 Rule 5: Shut up and leave. 25 Rule 6: Don’t even answer the phone when you’ve got the baby. Let Grandpa talk to them. They never mess with him. 26 Rule 7: Never, ever, ever let anything bad happen to the kid on your watch. But if it does, lie. 27 Rule 8: Do whatever is necessary for the good of your grandchild. 33 Rule 9: Listen politely to instructions, then do what you want. Just like your kids did to you. 35 Rule 10: Her mother is blood. His is company. 36 Rule 11: Ignore the pacifier. 38 Rule 12: They do not sterilize bottles or boil nipples anymore. 39 Rule 13: Babies sleep propped on their sides or backs. 40 Rule 14: Baby powder is passé. 41 Rule 15: The playpen is out; the entire house is in. 42 Rule 16: You are no longer the reigning monarch. 43 Rule 17: MYOB 45 Rule 18: Grandma’s house should always be stocked with the good stuff. 46 Rule 19: You do
Who reads How to Be the Perfect Grandma?
It is typically read by readers looking for immersive, entertainment-first reading.
Common subject areas: fiction, literature, genre fiction.
- Author
- Bryna Nelson Paston
- Language
- EN
- Category
- humor
- Rating
- 4.5 / 5 (148 ratings)
- Updated
- 2026-03-14