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Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

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Common subject areas: fiction, literature, genre fiction.

Author
Rivenbark, Celia
Publisher
New York: St. Martin's Press
Published
2006
Language
EN
ISBN
9780312339937
Category
humor
Subjects
Literary Fiction, Fiction, Humor
Rating
3.72 / 5 (3,154 ratings)
Updated
2026-03-13

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