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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin is a humor available to read on EtoBox.
What is When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? about?
From Publishers WeeklyStarred Review. There's no better way to enjoy one of Carlin's books than to hear him read it himself. With his gravelly voice, Carlin sounds like a foul-mouthed, grumpy grandfather as he riffs on everything from politics and the improper use of language to plane-boarding etiquette and the differences between the sexes. He's alternately crude ("Every evening at seven-thirty, citizens and consumers get a chance to sound off and air their complaints. Don't miss Blow It Out Your Ass!...") and outrageously funny (such as when he compares people of faith to UFO believers), and he's always irreverent ("A children's museum sounds like a good idea, but I would imagine it's not very easy to breathe inside the little glass cases"). The one topic that gets under his skin is euphemisms and, related to that, political correctness: "I can remember when I was young that poor people lived in slums. Not anymore. These days, the economically disadvantaged occupy substandard housing in the inner cities. It's so much nicer for them." Needless to say, Carlin has his comic timing down pat. His energetic reading is punctuated by conversational bits ("Hah? Whaddya think? Maybe?") and
Who reads When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops??
It is typically read by readers looking for immersive, entertainment-first reading.
Common subject areas: fiction, literature, genre fiction.
- Author
- George Carlin
- Publisher
- Hyperion ; Turnaround [distributor
- Published
- 2010
- Language
- EN
- ISBN
- 9781401308216
- Category
- humor
- Subjects
- Literary Fiction, History, Fiction
- Rating
- 3.84 / 5 (9,232 ratings)
- Updated
- 2026-03-14
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