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1. Do not respond to bad reviews.2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.8. Invest in better coffee.9. Don’t forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.Wörter : 45040

Author

Booth, Max III

Publisher

Bizarro Pulp Press

Published

2015

Language

EN

ISBN

9781942712473

Rating

4.01 / 5 (58 ratings)

Updated

2026-03-14