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Assholes Finish First (Tucker Max, #2) by Max, Tucker; Maddox is a humor available to read on EtoBox.

What is Assholes Finish First (Tucker Max, #2) about?

SUMMARY: What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another fucking book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness,Assholes Finish Firststarts whereI Hope They Serve Beer In Hellleft off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction? Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside,

Who reads Assholes Finish First (Tucker Max, #2)?

Author

Max, Tucker; Maddox

Publisher

Simon and Schuster

Published

2011

Language

EN

ISBN

9781416951148

Category

humor

Subjects

Memoir, Medical, Fiction

Rating

3.64 / 5 (20,054 ratings)

Updated

2026-03-14