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Congress voted to outsource the presidency to India to save costs. Gurvinder Singh, a teletechnician from Mumbai, will assume the presidency on March 1st at a salary of $320 per month without benefits. Singh will work nights from India using a script tree to respond to issues without fully understanding them. Former President Obama was terminated by email and will receive unemployment benefits and help with resume writing as he searches for new employment.

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