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The De-Textbook : The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew by Cracked.com is a humor available to read on EtoBox.

What is The De-Textbook : The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew about?

You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck! But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

Who reads The De-Textbook : The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew?

It is typically read by readers looking for immersive, entertainment-first reading.

Common subject areas: fiction, literature, genre fiction.

Author
Cracked.com
Publisher
Penguin Publishing Group;Plume
Published
2013
Language
EN
ISBN
9780452298200
Category
humor
Subjects
Medical, Reference, Computer Science
Rating
4.03 / 5 (1,596 ratings)
Updated
2026-03-13

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