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Vampires aren't good at everything. For instance, they suck at haunting.John Earl Stark continues his adventures in ghost hunting. Encountering a female ghost who attacks him in a gothic Victorian mansion left him bitten, but alive. Sal and Jude, his employers and guides, came in from a nearby room, shocked. Obviously, John was going to need more training to survive these attacks.But this particular ghost was still haunting and still attacking people with neck bites...Excerpt: II didn’t see it coming, but that wasn’t unusual. But I didn’t expect the ghost to try for my neck. I felt more than I saw, which was only a smoky shimmering.A quick shrug and a yell got it off, and it disappeared. I rubbed my neck thoughtfully. No scratches or punctures, just a gnawed feeling. Lucky this time.My yell brought Sal and Jude running into the former living room of the empty old Victorian house they had brought me to. Worry crossed both of their faces.“What happened? You OK?” Sal sputtered out.“Sure, just something trying to clamp onto my neck. But it went away as soon as I yelled.” I answered.Jude cocked her head to the side. “Was it trying to take a bite out of you or just give you a hickey?”Sal

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Author
S. H. Marpel
Publisher
Living Sensical Press
Published
2018
Language
EN
ISBN
9781387678372
Category
work of fiction

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