Can I read How to-- Be a Kid on EtoBox?

How to-- Be a Kid by Chris Tait is a book available to read on EtoBox.

What is How to-- Be a Kid about?

Your friends don't know, and grown-ups won't tell you, but there are 31 tried-and-true ways to bother your parents, bug your siblings, amuse your friends, drive your teachers crazy, and survive your childhood. Try them all now--while you're still a kid. Start with gross-outs like how to blow the perfect spitbubble, drop a truly effective water balloon, and make rude noises from your armpit. Move up to the secrets of getting away with stuff: trick others into doing the dishes, hone your homework excuses, fake looking sick, and stay up as late as you want. Get some helpful hints for nagging your parents into raising your allowance. Soon you'll be ready to tackle advance techniques such as sneaking a peek at Christmas presents (this requires putting things back in the closet just as you found them, acting excited on Christmas, and covering your disappointment if you don't find your prize present). With this guide at your side, you'll be able to deal with <i>anything</i>, from lunchtime madness in the school cafeteria to a boring car ride with your annoying big brother! <p>A compendium of silly ideas for annoying adults and friends while having fun, such as pre

Author

Chris Tait

Publisher

Sterling Publishing Co., Inc.

Published

2003

Language

EN

ISBN

9780806985039

Subjects

Sociology, Gender Studies, Literary Fiction