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Toddlers Are A**holes : It's Not Your Fault by Bunmi Laditan is a humor available to read on EtoBox.

What is Toddlers Are A**holes : It's Not Your Fault about?

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?'

Who reads Toddlers Are A**holes : It's Not Your Fault?

Author

Bunmi Laditan

Publisher

Workman Publishing Company, Incorporated

Published

2015

Language

EN

ISBN

9780761185642

Category

humor

Subjects

Literary Fiction, Fiction, Humor

Rating

4.18 / 5 (1,149 ratings)

Updated

2026-03-13