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<p>Have you seen me?<br> Name: Scottish Play Doe Age: 11</p> <p>Last seen with twins Erno and Emily, their gargantuan housekeeper, Biggs, and an accountant named Merle Lynn who claims to be a scientist from the future or something, "Scott" is suffering from a sick delusion that your beloved Goodco Cereal Company is secretly run by a fairy named Nimue with a sinister plot to take over the world. That Goodco is selling cereals with NEW! Intellijuice in order to turn kids into a kind of zombie army, if you can believe this. That Goodco has kidnapped the Queen of England and replaced her with two goblins in a queen suit. Have you ever heard anything so crazy—seriously, we're asking.</p> <p>Last sighted en route to England, Scott is reportedly searching for a rift in the space-time continuum so that he might save the queen and convince the fairy court to stop their so-called invasion. Kids today, right? Too many wizard books, not enough fresh air, if you want our opinion.</p> <p>We at Goodco are not angry. We want only to see Scott get the help he needs before he hurts himself. Or gets hurt.</p> <p>Sightings of Scott with a two-foot-tall leprechaun named Mick are of course ridiculous an

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Author

Rex, Adam

Publisher

New York, NY: Balzer + Bray

Published

2013

Language

EN

ISBN

9780062060051

Category

work of fiction

Subjects

Children'S, Fiction, Mystery

Rating

3.81 / 5 (226 ratings)

Updated

2026-03-14