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How to Be a Footballer by Crouch, Peter is a humor available to read on EtoBox.

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**'Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and verysharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' - _Sunday Times_*** * ***'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro*** * ***_*_** _A _Sunday Times_ Sports Book of the Year ** _* _**_ **_*Shortlisted for the National Book Awards_** _ **_*Longlisted for the _Telegraph_ Sports Book Awards Autobiography of theYear_**_You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are afootballer, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all.A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit withmatching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, andanother has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at thetrain station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registrationplate.So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse totouch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires neverhave any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks athimself in the mirror.We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social mediaand try to ensure that we never

Who reads How to Be a Footballer?

Author

Crouch, Peter

Publisher

Ebury Press

Published

2018

Language

EN

ISBN

9781785039768

Category

humor

Subjects

Anthropology, Social_sciences

Rating

4.4 / 5 (8,308 ratings)

Updated

2026-03-14