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The Umpire Has No Clothes: Diary of a Sports Atheist by Witty, Walter is a work of fiction available to read on EtoBox.

What is The Umpire Has No Clothes: Diary of a Sports Atheist about?

Humor or horror? You decide, as sports atheist Walter Witty renders a play-by-play account of America's own most radical of religions: sports obsessions. From the hundred million plus salaries of sports gods to the games played by politicians and televangelists, Witty whistles and points at both Icons and Emperors prancing in their skivvies. Whatever their faith, he has choice words for them and their stories, while telling his own. . . including a Lossary of Terms. Sure to enrage or delight, THE UMPIRE HAS NO CLOTHES is for anyone wanting to escape their crumb-strewn couch, or for the spouse who hopes they might. Recommendations: A dazzling tour de farce worthy of the Masters! --Tiger Wood ''Prepare to be outraged, yet oddly intrigued. --Clyde Clumberfelt, High Commissioner of Wiffleball ''A brisk swim upstream to lay an egg for free speech.'' --Salmon RushDie ''Don't just stew on this. Do yourself a flavor, and add it to your secret recipe for success!'' --Ramsay Gordon ''As twisted as the 11th dimension. . .or inning.'' --Albert Einstein on Ghost Hunters ''A literary event that would fill Beaver Stadium! . . .Now, can I please get a pilot for this blimp?'' --Thomas Harrison

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Author
Witty, Walter
Publisher
Crossroad Press
Published
2013
Language
EN
Category
work of fiction

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