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Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III is a work of fiction available to read on EtoBox.
What is Satan Burger about?
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” —Chuck PalahniukSatan Burger is the international cult hit that has grown such an enormous following over the past 10 years that it not only launched the career of underground author Carlton Mellick III, but inspired an entire literary movement. Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of the human race... God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossessing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-shaped machine called the Walm—an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn’t love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there’s nothing you can do about it...
Who reads Satan Burger?
It is typically read by readers looking for immersive, entertainment-first reading.
Common subject areas: fiction, literature, genre fiction.
- Author
- Carlton Mellick III
- Publisher
- Double Dragon Publishing
- Published
- 2003
- Language
- EN
- ISBN
- 9781554040704
- Category
- work of fiction
- Subjects
- Fiction, Fantasy, Other Fantasy Fiction Categories
- Rating
- 3.57 / 5 (1,517 ratings)
- Updated
- 2026-03-14
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