Can I read Life Wants You Dead on EtoBox?

Life Wants You Dead by Evan Waite is a book available to read on EtoBox.

What is Life Wants You Dead about?

"Life wants you dead, and this book wants to be READ! Ha ha I love being a comedian." —Patton Oswalt"Truly hilarious!" —Jack Handey, author of Deep ThoughtsFear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself?In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each other—but not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that being afraid of literally everything is the only guaranteed way to stay safe. Packed with lifesaving/fear-fanning illustrations, sidebars, jump scares, chilling one-liners, and more, these pages will keep readers safe from the scourges of love, technology, birds, education, jackalopes, their own bodies, their homes, and the world outside their own...

Author

Evan Waite

Publisher

Chronicle Books LLC

Language

EN